Word Play Jokes

Woman Like A Road

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

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Grasshopper Than a Cricket

Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

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Elephant's Sex Organs

Q: Where are an elephant's sex organs?
A: In his feet- if he steps on you you're fucked.

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