Word Play Jokes

Police Rumble

Q: What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling
A: Stop! You're under a vest.

Anonymous

Tree Drink

Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!

Anonymous

Big Fish

Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2600 seconds