Word Play Jokes

General's Funeral

The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no other planes available. Someone came up with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at 5:00 A.M.The newspapers reported the incident with the headlines, "The Whirly Bird Gets The Urn"

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No One Understands

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

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Broom Talk

Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep.

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