Word Play Jokes

Holy Water

Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!

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Snow White

Q: What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos were done?
A: I knew some day my prints would come!

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Packers

Q: Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?
A: There was too much "Moss" in it!

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