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My missus packed my bags and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!”
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Backstreet Boys
Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing?
A: The male organ.
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The Egg
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"
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