Word Play Jokes

Discovering America

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.
Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map?
Tony shows him America.
Geography Teacher: Now, Lisa, can you tell me the name of the guy who discovered America?
Lisa: Tony did!!

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Plate Talk

Q: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?
A: That was your fault.

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Drink To Forget

Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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