Word Play Jokes

Waldo Wear

Q: Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A: He doesn't want to be spotted.

Submitted BY: LucarioSkywalker

Elephant and Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.

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Sex With Twins

Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee."

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