Word Play Jokes

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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African Jump

Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?
A: Nightfall !!!

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