Word Play Jokes

Art Gallery

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, "Autumn."

Anonymous

Night Beats

Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!

Anonymous

Arrested Guitar

Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.

Anonymous
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