Word Play Jokes

500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

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Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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