Word Play Jokes

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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Location

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate

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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

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