Word Play Jokes

Pant Trouble

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncles.

Anonymous

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

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Anonymous

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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