Word Play Jokes

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes)
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The Barracks Door Was Left Open

Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said,  "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open." He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back into his office. "By the way Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention ?" "Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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