Word Play Jokes

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

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Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

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