Word Play Jokes

Unhappy Glow Worm

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!

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Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 
Bill  "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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