Help Wanted?

Q: Where does seaweed look for a job?
A: In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds!

Female Magician

Q: What do you call a female magician?
A: Trixie.

Deodorants

 A blonde walks into the drug store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk: "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."