Word Play Jokes

Half To Death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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8 Day Blow Job

Q: What do you call a blow job that lasts for 8 days?
A: Hanukkah Lewinsky.

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Squid Tease

Q: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?"
A: Ten tickles

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