Stolen Ladder

When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken.

Puns Contest

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Flasher

Q: Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out for one more year!