Word Play Jokes

Special Color

Q: What do you call a color that you make up in your head? 
A: A pigment of your imagination.

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Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

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Flea Bite

Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A: Start from scratch!

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