Word Play Jokes

Biggest Helmet

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.

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The Best Memory.

Three guys are debating who has the best memory. First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class." Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!" Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing... I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother!"

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Stolen Ladder

When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken.

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