Word Play Jokes

Bean Soup

Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Baby's Motto

Q: What's a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!

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See Model Home

Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?
Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?

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