Stolen Ladder

When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken.

Puns Contest

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Bill To Monica...

Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.