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Water For Growth
Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again." Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."
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Egg Beaters
Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
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(Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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, Riddles
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Viagra And Valium
Q: What is the result if you take a Viagra with a Valium?
A: If you don't get to fuck, you don't give a fuck.
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