Word Play Jokes

Tortoise Costume

A man goes to a costume party with a woman draped over his shoulders and says he’s come as a tortoise. “Who’s that on your back?” asks the host. “That?” he says, “That’s Michelle.”

Anonymous

Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Allied

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

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