Mr. Richman's Three Daughters

Mr. Richman has three daughters. their names are nobody, somebody and crazy. One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow. Then crazy went to the policeman and she said "Nobody and Somebody are fighting" The policeman looked at her then said "What are you talking about?" Then she said again "Nobody and Somebody are fighting" Then the policeman said "What? are you? Crazy?" Then she said "Yes but how did you know my name?"

The Shrink's Revenge!

A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, "Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit." After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist said, "You do appear to have a problem. I'd like to see you again next Wednesday." After a second session of psychotherapy, the psychiatrist pronounced his patient completely cured. For the next nine months, the psychiatrist sent the man a monthly statement for his professional services, but the man wouldn't pay and refused to acknowledge the debt. Finally, the psychiatrist took the man to court and had him repossessed.

Pressing

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