Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Athena

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

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Anniversary

A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth ?" The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."

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Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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