Mexican Octopus

Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?
A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

Tortoise Costume

A man goes to a costume party with a woman draped over his shoulders and says he’s come as a tortoise. “Who’s that on your back?” asks the host. “That?” he says, “That’s Michelle.”

Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B