Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Allied

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

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Mexican Octopus

Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?
A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

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Monsterbate

Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate

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