Word Play Jokes

Texting Trouble

A man received text message from his neighbor:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night when you aren't home. I'm confessing this to you because I feel very guilty. I hope you will accept my sincere apology".
The man was so angry he killed his wife.
A few minutes later he received another text message :
"Damn auto correct! Sorry sir, spelling mistake, wi fi - not wife".

Anonymous

Yogi Bear

Q: Why is there only one Yogi Bear?
A:  Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

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Suicide Note

A man committed suicide by chopping his head off and left a suicide note in his mouth reading, "I don't need no body."

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