Rudolph And Olive

The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and was about to answer the final question. "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that he had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" he said confidently, "and ... Olive!" The confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain 'Olive'?" "You know, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."

Times Have Changed?

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar... since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

Astronaut Booty Call - Uranus

My mission? A straight shot to Uranus.