Word Play Jokes

Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Anonymous

Digging Vampire

Q: Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
A: He was a ghoulsniffer!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Baseball

Yo mama so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat

Anonymous
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