Word Play Jokes

Learning To Love

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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Transvestite Cow

Q: What do you call a transvestite cow?
A: A Dairy Queen.

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Doe Tricks

Q: What did the doe say when she ran out of the woods?
A: I won't do THAT for two bucks ever again!!
 

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