Word Play Jokes

Hockey Game V High School Reunion

Q: What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A: At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

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Donkeyboy Bartender

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The bartender gets him another drink. Finally, Jim asks the bartender, "Why does he call you Donkeyboy?" "I don't know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that."

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Herd of Cattle

Q: Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle?
A: Well, have you 'heard' the sound they make?

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