Word Play Jokes

Sex Like A Convenience Store

Q: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?

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Legs Open

Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open?
A: Cause they've got huge mothballs!

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Sky Divers' Wishes

Three sky divers were diving but their parachutes were faulty and they all died. They went to heaven and there before those three men stood God. "Go down the slide and you will receive one wish. What you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide," boomed God's voice. The first man slid down and said, "SPORTS CAR," and sure enough there was a sports car. The second man went down and said, "MONEY," and he received money. The third man jumped down the slide and said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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