Sky Divers' Wishes

Three sky divers were diving but their parachutes were faulty and they all died. They went to heaven and there before those three men stood God. "Go down the slide and you will receive one wish. What you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide," boomed God's voice. The first man slid down and said, "SPORTS CAR," and sure enough there was a sports car. The second man went down and said, "MONEY," and he received money. The third man jumped down the slide and said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Donkeyboy Bartender

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The bartender gets him another drink. Finally, Jim asks the bartender, "Why does he call you Donkeyboy?" "I don't know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that."

Herd of Cattle

Q: Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle?
A: Well, have you 'heard' the sound they make?