Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Pillow

Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.

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Senior CCW

I'm a senior citizen and just got my concealed carry permit. I went to Cabela's to purchase a Glock 43 because it was just the right size and weight for me to carry.  When I was ready to pay, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."  Pissed off that Bloomberg's gun control wacko's had gone too far, I did as she had instructed.  When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the chip card reader.  I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 They need to make their instructions for seniors a little clearer.

Anonymous

Clinton's Son

Q: What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?
A: Monica swallowed him!

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