Word Play Jokes

Influenced Decision

After drinking too much at the holiday party I stopped at a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

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Toad Treat

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!

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Bill To Monica...

Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

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