Word Play Jokes

Astro Mix

Q: What did the dyslexic astrophysicist say to the civil rights activist?
A: Black Matter Lives

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Religious Flossing

The dentist gave his patient a lecture on the importance of proper dental hygiene. He then asked him, "Have you been flossing religiously?" "Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often than I go to church."

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Sugary Whiskers

Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
A: A catameringue!

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