Fifteenth Child

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

Company Downsizing

A company boss has to decide who to fire. He narrows it down to two low level management employees: Jack or Karen. He goes to Karen and says, "I will have to lay you or Jack off."

Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.