Word Play Jokes

Company Downsizing

A company boss has to decide who to fire. He narrows it down to two low level management employees: Jack or Karen. He goes to Karen and says, "I will have to lay you or Jack off."

Anonymous

Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Lisa

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

Anonymous
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