Word Play Jokes

Gross Grosser Grossest

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Q: You want to know what's grosser than that?
A: When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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An Antique

An antique is something your grandmother bought, your mother threw out, and you are now buying it back.
 

Categories: Jokes about Families , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Old Bankers

Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes)
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