Word Play Jokes

Debutante Orgies

Q: Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
A: There'd be too many thank you notes to write.

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Mountain Dew

Girl: "Can you use 'Mountain Dew' in a sentence?"
Guy: "Yes, can I 'mount-ain dew' you?"

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Ark Agent

Should you ever need an ark, I Noah guy.

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