Word Play Jokes

Steel Trap

I have a mind like a steel trap, which can be dangerous. Every time I get an idea, it snaps my neck and swallows my face.

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Knock Knock - Ferrer

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferrer!
Ferrer who?
Ferrer'vrything there is a season!

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Gay Mortician

Q: What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
A: Sucks down a cold one!

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