Word Play Jokes

Baby Elephant

Q: What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
A: Six weeks old!

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Rain Day Play

Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, "Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the children play inside."

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Skeleton Soup

Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!

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