Word Play Jokes

Exit Strategy

Whenever I leave my house I have to have a firework display.
I like to go out with a bang.

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Out Of Tune

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it.

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Baby Elephant

Q: What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
A: Six weeks old!

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