Word Play Jokes

Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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Saddam Hussien and General Custer

Q: What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?
A: They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

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Whisky Cure

I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.

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