Mary Poppins Moved

It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells one's breath. That, right, the sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.

Paper Cutter

Q: Did you hear about the person who could rip a piece of paper just by looking at it?
A: He had tearable vision.

5 Flies In The Kitchen

Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
A: The one in the sugar bowl!