Word Play Jokes

Fur Coats

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in tank tops!

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Worm Leader

Q: Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
A: Maggot Thatcher!

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Marriage and Tornado

Q: What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
A: Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!

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