Word Play Jokes

Four Eyes

Q: What has 4 eyes and cannot see?
A: Mississippi.

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Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.

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Female Opera Singer

Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.
A: She was known as the deep C diva.

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