Word Play Jokes

Religion Sampler

So I went to a mixed religion convention. The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today! I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!” I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me” The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!” I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Buddhism Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Viagra Heist

Q: Did you hear about the crooks who stole a truckload of Viagra?
A: Police issued an APB for hardened criminals.
A: The Judge will likely impose a stiff sentence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Drug Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Magnets

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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