Female Opera Singer

Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.
A: She was known as the deep C diva.

Elevator Woes

Q: What should you do if you're afraid of elevators?
A: Take steps to avoid them.

Support Needed

Q: What did one tit say to the other?
A: I hope we get support soon or people will think we’re nuts!