Word Play Jokes

One Direction

Q: What s the Mexican version of One Direction
A: Juan Direction

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Boy Bands) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Mute Man's Ideal Woman

A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman. The mute friend points to his head. His friend says, "Yes, intelligence is important." Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend nods and says, "Certainly a woman with money would be nice." Then, the mute friend opens his hands wide in front of him, cups his fingers and makes a bouncing motion. His friend looks at him strangely. "What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"

Categories: Disability Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

Basket Baby

Q: Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?
A: Because he was in de-nile.

Categories: Religion Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: herooftimesc
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