Word Play Jokes

Curious George

Q: What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?
A: Spank his monkey.

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Elephant Gift

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said thank you. I said don't mention it.

Submitted BY: theseren

Old Knights

Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

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