Word Play Jokes

Long Nose

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

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Security K9

Q: What goes tick tick woof woof?
A: A watch dog

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Biggest Ant

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An elephant!

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