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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Irish Lawyers
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?
A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!
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A Lawyer Named Strange
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
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The Problem with Lawyer Jokes
Q: Do you know what the problem is with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don't think they're jokes!
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