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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer And Pitbull
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier?
A: Lipstick !
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Looks Good On A Lawyer
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
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Lawyer's Grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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