Word Play Jokes

Robert Kardashian

Robert Kardashian was OJ Simpson's lawyer,
And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.

Anonymous

Buffalo Talk

Q: What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
A: Bison

Anonymous

Paddy's Roses

A romantic Irishman named Paddy picked up a dozen valentines day roses for his girlfriend. He made a surprise visit to her house and rang her bell. When she opened the door and saw Paddy with the roses she smiled and gave Paddy a big kiss. Then she pulled Paddy into her apartment, seductively got undressed, sat on the couch and spread her legs wide. She said, Paddy, this is for the roses. Paddy said, Don't be silly, you must have a vase somewhere.

Submitted BY: Stephanie B
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