Word Play Jokes

Ice Removal

Q: How do you clean ice off tall buildings?
A: With sky scrapers.

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Mr. Clean in the Hospital

Q: Did you here that Mr. Clean is in the hospital?
A: Yeah, he has ammonia.

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Wealthy Man Wife-Hunting

An enormously wealthy 65 year old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."
 

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