Word Play Jokes

Black Eyes

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."

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Scream And Groan

Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.

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Eating a Frog

Q: How do you eat a frog?
A: You put one leg behind each ear.

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