Bush and Cheney Ordering

Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. Bush says, "I'll have a quickie." The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!" She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."

Blonde Afterglow

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks, guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Rams?

Soldier Coffee

A little boy who was visiting his grandmother made her some coffee. When she went to take a sip she noticed a little toy soldier at the bottom of the cup. When she asked him about it, he told her "It's like the TV commercial grandma. The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"