Word Play Jokes

Ant Scientist

Q: Who was the most famous ant scientist?
A: Albert Antstein!

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Drink Buying Mushroom

Q: What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?
A: Fungi to be around!

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Eight Foot Elephant

Q: When do elephants have 8 feet?
A: When there are two of them!

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