Word Play Jokes

Tie Saplings To A Piano

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.

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Blonde Mattress

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

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Ten Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a lesbian with ten girlfriends?
A: A Bush Hog

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