Word Play Jokes

Unhappy Glow Worm

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!

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The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

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Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.

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