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Black White And Red
Q: What's black, white, and red all over?
A: A nun on her period.
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Anything But
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
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Museum Robbery
An art museum thief is caught when he tries to get away. A reporter asks him what went wrong with the heist. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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