Word Play Jokes

Blondes Eyes

Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
A: The back of her head.

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Noisy Wrappers

How to be insulting in theaters: Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theater is silent.

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No Legged Turtle

Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

A: Where ever you left it!
 

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