Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Hutch

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!

Anonymous

Got Lentils?

Q: What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? 
A: I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Billiards

Yo mama so fat she plays billiards with the planets.

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